NOW NUNEATON AINT NO BROARD STREET, BUT A GOOD NITE CAN BE HAD IF YOU GO TO THE RIGHT PLACES AT THE RIGHT TIME, SO TAKE HEED AND YOU'L DO FINE!!
Felix Holt: Nuneatons wetherspoon pub. Very cheap, cheerfull, full of dolly birds, so you cant go wrong, a good starting place.
Yatses: Full of ageing flabby tarts, expensive, sticky carpet etc etc, STAY CLEAR! Pen and Wig: 2 for 1 is good, o.k music, DJ will say it's your birthday without proof, not bad for birds. Billberries: DJ is a cock, shite drinks, good totty, never plays a whole song!
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